Bloodhound Gang – Pennsylvania



The Theme Song of the state I happen to live in. Just thrown together because I couldn’t find a full version on Youtube.

Lyrics:

We are “cop rock” we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck
We are special people’s club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o’clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are “ishtar” we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart dotting “i”
In the word “apologize”
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others

We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record

You are the heart dotting “i”
In the word “apologize”
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania

Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?

I’m in a state of p fuckin’ a

44 comments

  2. Reading, PA. Born n bred. The eye in the sky, glowing red. I should be in prison or dead, but I’m not. 610….thanks a lot.

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  4. Time to consume some Middleswarth/Martin's/Snyder's chips with Gardner's chocolates and Juniata hot dogs from Weis Market before snagging up a Sheetz M-T-O milkshake and jet for Minit Mart buffalo chicken pizza to the tune of this Keystone State anthem of gloriousness.

    Also, betwixed counties of Clearfield and Centre.

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  6. we are the baldwin brothers
    not the good one
    but the others

    love it. i've loved this song since my friend bought me Hefty Fine in 2006. i'd never really LISTENED to the bloodhound gang before then, only enjoyed the fire, water, burn, and the bad touch

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  15. How long have you lived there Gary? Pretty good tune by the way. I take it you must be working in the music industry…

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  22. I always thought he was saying "Do you even know what a world war is ?". I should have known that it was too serious for them 😀

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  26. "We are pulled apart butt cheeks, just enough so that the air leaks" that is lyrical genius it's poetic, it's symbolic, it's art.

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  36. See the big blank space in the north central part of the state? That's where I live. Deep in the wilderness where the wind howls and the snow piles. Where the PA Canyon resides. The hill flecked tundra that is my little section of 570

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